How to Swirl Wine | Cast & Crew Interview Part 3
OKAY SO I JUST GOT HOME AND I MIGHT NOT BE ESPECIALLY COHERENT BUT LEMME TRY! No show spoilers involved here for anyone who’s not seen it.
Okay. So. I’ve been building up to this since September this year, right back when Chris very first told us about it. Today, the day finally arrived! My first show! It didn’t feel real. Even when I was there it didn’t. I’m barely sure I’m alive!
ANYWAY OKAY THE STORY RIGHT
I got there maybe like an hour early, went for a lil wee, sat back down. The wee thing is important. If i’d gone any later, I’d have missed this part. So I looked up, and who walked through the door but Chris Taylor! We immediately made eye contact and he grinned and went “hey, Charlotte!”
outside I calmly stood up and said hey, and we chatted for a bit. He said the show was a bit rusty, and that they’d just rehearsed and forgotten all the words! He told me to laugh extra loud! It was SO CUTE! I reassured him it would be wonderful, and he laughed and fuck ME he was adorable! So he went on his way, and I sat down and internally freaked out. Everyone in the foyer was looking at me! Amazing.
SO THEN INSIDE I WENT. This was my seat!
SO CLOSE. I could almost reach out and touch! I chatted to some other people in the front row, including longhettis, who it won’t let me tag! Grr. And then Jenn chainsawnicorn arrived in the nick of time!
I won’t spoil the show. Talk to me if you want details, but it was EVERYTHING I COULD HAVE DREAMED OF AND MORE. My stomach and cheeks hurt from laughing so much! Seriously, it was absolutely amazing.
There were maybe 15 of us waiting, and a lady came out to say Andrew and Chris would come out, but they might not be able to stay long. We said that’s fine! But then a rude and grumpy employee came out and was like “they’re not coming, you know.” We ignored him. Surely enough, just a few minutes later, OUT THEY CAME!
They were wearing almost matching outfits. The cuteness was unbearable! They even commented on it! The girls I was chatting to went for photos first, and as they were getting ready, Andrew caught my eye and gave a big smile and said “hi, Charlotte!”
BUT THEN I DIED MORE
SO I gave them the little box of our letters and things. Their little faces…I cannot describe it. Their faces LIT UP so brightly, they gave the biggest smiles, I have never seen such gratitude! I said they could read them later. Then BOTH OF THEM HUGGED ME. LIKE, AT ONCE THEY BOTH LEANED IN. I hugged Chris first, who was super warm and lovely, and then Andrew, who was absolutely tiny and precious and ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. SERIOUSLY.
And we had our PHOTO
And then we spoke a little more, and I said I was coming to more shows and they looked so happy again! They have the best little smiles! Their faces..OH GOD I CAN’T DESCRIBE IT.
Andrew was especially enamoured with my phone case! He kept saying how cute it was! I want to buy him one now!
So then we hugged AGAIN!!!!!!!! And off I went and they said thank you again for the letters and oh lordy I can’t wait for them to read them. Thank you SO MUCH, everyone who contributed! They looked so fucking happy about it, I can’t describe!
This is a rush post! I’m sorry if it makes no sense, and I hope I’ve not omitted anything important! I have work in the morning and then my next show tomorrow night, but I will be around sporadically, so message me!
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT. Hopefully there is a lot more excitement to come - this is my FIRST of six shows!! Good lord!!
THANK YOU AND GOODNIGHT!
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Anastasia Black retired from saving the world; now she’s lost in time and space - in her house! Starring Jackie Woodburne (Neighbours).
“We’ve also announced some exciting guest stars, including Jane Badler (V, Mission: Impossible), Toby Truslove (Outland, Laid, The Strange Calls), Adam Richard (Outland,Spicks and Specks), Alan Brough (Spicks and Specks), Chris Taylor (The Chaser),Dave Lamb (Bell Shakespeare), Amanda Buckley (Impro Melbourne) and Phil Zachariah (Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol)! And we’ll have more as pre-production continues.”
Could be good!